I have a senior mind and these are mostly mind musings! :-)
Many of the following statements are from an e-mail that was sent to me recently. I have added a few of my own and hope you will comment with some of yours. If I get enough new and different “musings,” I promise to have another posting with a compilation of all. Enjoy!
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once — or twice.
Why can’t we park on a parkway?
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height — which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity..
How can there be self-help “groups”?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
I planted some herbs in my herb garden and some beer in my beer garden. The herbs are doing fine, but the beer never came up!